Keep The Bad Guys Off Your Property!

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    Keep The Bad Guys Off Your Property!

    Install Some Security!

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    Does this gate work kinda like the "William J. Le Petomane Tollway" from Blazing Saddles?
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    Exclamation I Guess!

    Isn't that totally insane!?!
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    What a concept: Home Security on the Honor System
    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

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    Meanwhile...

    I'll bet it works for everybody except the REALLY bad guys.

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    Hmmm. Why does this guy make it seem so easy to leave the established sidewalk?

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    Now that is funny QK....it made me flash back to the movie "Support Your Local Sheriff" where James Garner splatters red paint on the floor in front of where the cell door was supposed to be....
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    It's a trick!

    Watch out for the claymores on in the hedges!

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    No, watch out for the WHITE RABBIT! oh, dreadfully sorry, wrong movie....;)
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    Damn - that gate's gonna take some gettin thru!! LOL - need cutting gear for that!
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    Maybe that house is in a retirement community and that is all of the security he needs....
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    ROFLMAO............Where does QK get these pics? LOL.I LOVE IT!!......I could see this in Ca....

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    Maybe I've just known to many practical jokers, but if I came upon a house like this I'd be thinking Claymores, too. Well maybe not mines, but some nasty possibly hilarious misfortune that will befall anyone who tries to go around the door. Maybe the grass is fake and underneath is quicksand! Or the hedges are poison ivy.
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    I note the door has glass panes; I sure hope the homeowner used a double-cylinder deadbolt . . .

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    I sure hope that's a joke... But nowadays anything is possible.
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