Blonde Cookbook Diary
This is a discussion on Blonde Cookbook Diary within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Monday. It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough ...
August 5th, 2007 01:31 AM
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Blonde Cookbook Diary
Monday. It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tuesday. Bill wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bill brought a friend home for supper.
Wednesday. A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Thursday. Today Bill asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Bill asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
Friday. I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday. Bill did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bill keeps counting to ten.
Sunday. Bill's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my dissappointment.
Good night dear diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe. If I can talk Bill into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
August 5th, 2007 01:39 AM
Thank you, I needed that!
Assault is a behavior, not a device.
"Don't never take no shortcuts." Patty Reed, Donner Party
Lifetime NRA member
August 5th, 2007 02:02 AM
I like to see the Chocolate moose!!!
August 5th, 2007 03:42 PM
It's been nice knowing you, Terry. Do you know what color hair Lima has?
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
August 5th, 2007 03:48 PM
August 5th, 2007 04:04 PM
Did someone say Chocolate!!!
Originally Posted by Arkie
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
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