This Is One UGLY Gun.

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    I think I might love it if...

    ...I were trying to conceil it while standing in front of a grafittied up wall. Or while I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt or something.

    Seriously, though, perhaps it's something for "yuppie skeet".

    Come to think of it, perhaps it's the ultimate in "tactical". Your attacker will immediately start ROFLing uncontrolably, and you will be able to just walk up to him and safely cuff him and call the cops. :chairshot
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    grnzbra ~ Great Post.

    WyattEarp ~ meanwhile Great Thought.
    What Add On Features Would A Hippie Shotgun Have???
    Let's see...it would need...
    (1) A built in "roach clip"
    (2) It would absolutely need to be engraved "Make Love Not War"
    (3) It would need to have a secret compartment to store the sacred ashes of a burnt draft card.
    (4) It would need to also function as a tactical water pipe.
    (5) It (for sure) could not fire real bullets. It could maybe dispense tabs of LSD.

    Anybody think of any more?

    Oh wait...You would carry "Your PEACE" Not your Piece!

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    Someone please return that to Austin Powers.

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    I bet this is QK's gun. I think he hid it away for a day where we can look back and relish the effect it has on our brains ! LOL..........Heyyyyyy Mannnnnnnnn <hippy voice> Like I was sittin here, takin in the tunes, and lookin at that coool pipe with the wood handle mannnnn.. LOL.....is that a water pipe?? Or did that come from the Movie "Platoon" where they passed the pot-filled shotgun.. taking turns toking on it?
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    Gunfighter Joke

    OK ~ I'm sticking this joke here.
    It's not worth a "Thread Open" of its own.

    In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.
    He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong.
    Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man seated at the bar who had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West in his day.
    The young cowboy took a seat next to the oldtimer, bought him a drink, and told him the story of his great ambition. "Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked.
    The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a lil' lower down on your leg."
    "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
    "Sure will," said the oldtimer. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
    "That's terrific!" said the cowboy. "Got any more tips for me?"
    "Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw."
    "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man.
    "You bet it will," said the oldtimer.
    The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
    "Wow!" said the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?"
    The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it."
    The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.
    "No," said the oldtimer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all."
    "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
    "No," said the oldtimer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playin' the piano, he's going to shove that doggone gun of yours right up your arse and it won't hurt nearly as much if you grease it all up first."
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    He might want to get a derringer greased up....
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    I've only seen one gun similar to that at the range. We called the guy Huggy Bear.
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