I dont even know what to say
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Well, at least he had the 'guts' to try it...errrr, not anymore though...
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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What do you say to the fool if you are standing there watching him do this?
"Wow, you were right......well done."
I sure hope he did this before he managed to father any equally stupid children.
Cleaning the gene pool one idiot at a time. Hopefully he had not reproduced.
America: Your government is not ignoring you, it's insulting you.
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Now CSI is going to have to start putting messages in the shows. "Do not try to shoot yourself in the stomach with a shotgun."
There we have it - the classic pre Darwin award statement when firearms are involved.didn't realize the shotgun was loaded
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
His final thought..."I'll show them.....OOPS!"
It's not about the caliber you carry, it's about how you USE it.
1988 DIE HARD 2008
I believe that he had just completed one of them "correspondence" courses through the mail from Buckshot University on firearms safety. His diploma had not arrived yet ; so it really was not his fault.
Was watching Law & Order: SVU and one of the cops reported finding a "slug" that had supposedly been fired thru a skull and embedded itself in a tree. The officer said: "I think it's a 380"... as if you could tell a 90gr .380 from a 115gr 9mm after all that without weighing it and making sure you had all the fragments.
Cop shows are fun, but the writers either don't know much about police work or need to take lots of shortcuts for the sake of the script.
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'Hold my beer and watch this...'