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    I dont even know what to say


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    Well, at least he had the 'guts' to try it...errrr, not anymore though...

    Pretty dumb!
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    What do you say to the fool if you are standing there watching him do this?

    BOOM!

    "Wow, you were right......well done."

    I sure hope he did this before he managed to father any equally stupid children.
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    Cleaning the gene pool one idiot at a time. Hopefully he had not reproduced.
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    Now CSI is going to have to start putting messages in the shows. "Do not try to shoot yourself in the stomach with a shotgun."

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    I'm sure this will be posted here sometime soon http://www.darwinawards.com/.

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    didn't realize the shotgun was loaded
    There we have it - the classic pre Darwin award statement when firearms are involved.
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    His final thought..."I'll show them.....OOPS!"
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    Man shoots himself

    I believe that he had just completed one of them "correspondence" courses through the mail from Buckshot University on firearms safety. His diploma had not arrived yet ; so it really was not his fault.



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    Was watching Law & Order: SVU and one of the cops reported finding a "slug" that had supposedly been fired thru a skull and embedded itself in a tree. The officer said: "I think it's a 380"... as if you could tell a 90gr .380 from a 115gr 9mm after all that without weighing it and making sure you had all the fragments.

    Cop shows are fun, but the writers either don't know much about police work or need to take lots of shortcuts for the sake of the script.
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