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Mortal Combat

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    It was combat between me and him. It went on for a week. He would hide in these wholes and take a look at me then duck away and disappear for days. I would wait patiently for hours with my spade ready to attack. I almost got him several times , but he was very crafty and would disappear into thin dirt. Then one sunny day as I was preparing for combat with him, I all of a sudden seen him just barely pop up. I took my weapon, a wood handle spade, stuck it in the ground, and I dug the enemy up and threw him to the ground and stabbed him with my spade. I haven't had any MOLES in my yard since.


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    Hello Charmin!!, Haven't seen you you since PDO, This site is a lot more friendly and NO troll crap here thank God.Enjoy the site and be
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    Howdy, Howdy.......

    Just thought I would tell you that a good cat will take care of that for you....And save you the frustration! Welcome back.
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    Lol - just don't let loose a pitbull after them. All you end up with is Bigger holes!
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    HI

    Quote Originally Posted by enigmaone View Post
    Hello Charmin!!, Haven't seen you you since PDO, This site is a lot more friendly and NO troll crap here thank God.Enjoy the site and be
    welcome here.
    Well hello to you friend. Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by packinnova View Post
    Lol - just don't let loose a pitbull after them. All you end up with is Bigger holes!
    Nor a Doberman or a GSD. They both enjoy mole tartare.


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