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    Miggy I have a queston for your wife,. MY wife tells me When GOD
    made Man, SHE was only joking!!, While My Wife told me this she was ROFL , My wife told me to ask your wife if this was true, Am I
    missing something here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigmaone View Post
    Miggy I have a queston for your wife,. MY wife tells me When GOD
    made Man, SHE was only joking!!, While My Wife told me this she was ROFL , My wife told me to ask your wife if this was true, Am I
    missing something here?

    Dude, we've been missing the boat, the turnip truck and our marbles since the Garden of Eden....but I will ask the wive when she let's me say something
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Women!!!

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    If a man, in the forest alone speaks, is he still wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1911NM View Post
    If a man, in the forest alone speaks, is he still wrong?

    DUHHH
    I have a shirt with almost the exact thing on it!
    "If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"

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    Enigma.... My wife says your wife is right and to go take out the garbage!
    And she said in case you have any doubts to click here.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Forests and Silence.......

    Just go to a forest, Cricket, and experience silence. You will then know she is right.

    Married 31 years and still ticking. She still outshoots me too......


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    Sorry I was late on this one. I was counting my allowance.
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    I wasn't sure, so I asked my wife...she said that I was wrong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1911NM View Post
    If a man, in the forest alone speaks, is he still wrong?

    DUHHH
    You know my wife then?......That's her favorite "words of wisdom"
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    My wife says we couldn"t find the forest cause we won't ask for directions or use .....should I say the M-word...a map!

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    If a woman is yapping in the forest, and there is no man within earshot, is she still yapping?

    I become hard hearing about a month after the funeral of my good times.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    If a woman is yapping in the forest, and there is no man within earshot, is she still yapping?
    According to my wife not only she is still talking, but you better be listening!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigmaone View Post
    Miggy I have a queston for your wife,. MY wife tells me When GOD
    made Man, SHE was only joking!!,
    My dear Wife just expanded the explanation as I was doing the dishes. She says that God was actually fooling around with some leftovers from Creation (sort of the first Lego set) and boy was She almost sorry!

    Gotta go.. Gotta sweep the floors and cook lunch!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG E View Post
    Sorry I was late on this one. I was counting my allowance.
    You mean you got an allowance?. Boy some guys have all the luck.


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