For all the new parents out there...

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    For all the new parents out there...

    For anyone who has a new baby and is wondering how well protected their child is, I provide this link so you can check into any and all possible ways to protect them.

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    LOL the first child is a Christal Spiderweb from tiffineys on level with the Faberge Eggs of Romanov fame . Other children are dog chew toys .. you do realize how resilient they are
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    i hope that video was rigged. i don't care how "bulletproof " someone says it is. i could never try it out on my baby. or any baby for that matter
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    Nice. I wonder why anybody would take that much time to build that site for a joke. It is funny though.
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    Hmm... No... I really can't see anything funny about that site. I checked several times and found the stroller video and baby insurance policy particularly lame and in poor taste.

    I don't mean to be an Eeyore, but that site is as funny as watching static on the TV.

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    I guess it's a joke, but still pointless...
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    Looks like it's an advertising stunt for an upcoming movie, entitled Shoot 'em Up.

    The whole tenor of that web site's an acquired taste, I guess. I found myself chuckling over the "product test" of the stroller, due to the insanity of it all. The "chemical defense" waist belt was cute, though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stanislaskasava View Post
    Hmm... No... I really can't see anything funny about that site. I checked several times and found the stroller video and baby insurance policy particularly lame and in poor taste.

    I don't mean to be an Eeyore, but that site is as funny as watching static on the TV.
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    Awwwww you guys have no sense of humor....or maybe MINE is just seriously twisted. I thought this was pretty cute and sent the link around to folks who'll know my humor is sick and twisted....
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