July 8, 1947

July 8, 1947

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    July 8, 1947

    July 8, 1947

    Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep
    and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

    This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the Federal government.

    However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the
    following people were born:

    Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
    Hillary Rodham Clinton
    John F. Kerry
    William Jefferson Clinton
    Howard Dean
    Nancy Pelosi
    Dianne Feinstein
    Charles E. Schumer
    Barbara Boxer

    See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

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    Rotflmao !!! Lol... Bravo !!!!
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    NOW THAT IS IMPRESSIVE!

    This explains many things to me.... Regarding how such stupid people can be born..

    God help us
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    Wow! Now that's funny right there!
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    So that's how Gore invented the internet. He's from outer space!
    There’s an old and true, military motto, “Si vis pacem, para bellum” - “If you want peace, prepare for war.”

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    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
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    Funny!
    Not to be a party pooper though the months and dates of their births are pretty much all wrong.
    But, they can all lie like dogs and fabricate the truth - so we can too.
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    Just one problem - It's not true. This hoax has been around for over a year.

    Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. DOB 3/31/1948
    Hillary Rodham Clinton DOB 10/26/1947
    John F. Kerry DOB 12/11/1943
    William Jefferson Clinton DOB 8/19/1946
    Howard Dean DOB 11/17/1948
    Nancy Pelosi DOB 3/26/1940
    Dianne Feinstein DOB 6/22/1933
    Charles E. Schumer 11/23/1950
    Barbara Boxer 11/11/1940

    Not a single one of the people listed was born on the date in question. Well, except for that minor detail it works out great.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
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    Lots of people are quick to follow a lead that matches what they want to see. Sheep are much the same.
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    Its still funny.
    I will support gun control when you can guarantee all guns are removed from this planet. That includes military and law enforcement. When you can accomplish that, then I will be the last person to lay down my gun. Then I will carry the weapon that replaces the gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_cmg View Post

    Not a single one of the people listed was born on the date in question. Well, except for that minor detail it works out great.
    I noticed the same thing but figured the joke was great despite the inaccuracies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_cmg View Post
    Just one problem - It's not true. This hoax has been around for over a year.

    Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. DOB 3/31/1948
    Hillary Rodham Clinton DOB 10/26/1947
    John F. Kerry DOB 12/11/1943
    William Jefferson Clinton DOB 8/19/1946
    Howard Dean DOB 11/17/1948
    Nancy Pelosi DOB 3/26/1940
    Dianne Feinstein DOB 6/22/1933
    Charles E. Schumer 11/23/1950
    Barbara Boxer 11/11/1940

    Not a single one of the people listed was born on the date in question. Well, except for that minor detail it works out great.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
    government cover up
    do what you can with what you have where you are at (theodore roosevelt)

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    Quote Originally Posted by xd.40sub View Post
    government cover up
    Absolutely! Can't you see that all of the digits in each of the dates represent a prime number, the square root of which, when multiplied by the inverse of Pi, results in the word "Alien Spawn" when typed into Microsft Word?
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