Rotflmao !!! Lol... Bravo !!!!
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July 8, 1947
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep
and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the Federal government.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the
following people were born:
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Charles E. Schumer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
Rotflmao !!! Lol... Bravo !!!!
" Refuse to be a victim, make sure there is a round chambered ! "
Just call me a pessimistic optimist !
U.S. Navy vet 1981-1992
NOW THAT IS IMPRESSIVE!
This explains many things to me.... Regarding how such stupid people can be born..
God help us
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined". - Patrick Henry
Wow! Now that's funny right there!
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
"Sometimes when you're making gumbo, people just show up.", Leah Chase
So that's how Gore invented the internet. He's from outer space!
There’s an old and true, military motto, “Si vis pacem, para bellum” - “If you want peace, prepare for war.”
Coffee came out of my nose and blew all over the keyboard.
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
Not to be a party pooper though the months and dates of their births are pretty much all wrong.
But, they can all lie like dogs and fabricate the truth - so we can too.
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Just one problem - It's not true. This hoax has been around for over a year.
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. DOB 3/31/1948
Hillary Rodham Clinton DOB 10/26/1947
John F. Kerry DOB 12/11/1943
William Jefferson Clinton DOB 8/19/1946
Howard Dean DOB 11/17/1948
Nancy Pelosi DOB 3/26/1940
Dianne Feinstein DOB 6/22/1933
Charles E. Schumer 11/23/1950
Barbara Boxer 11/11/1940
Not a single one of the people listed was born on the date in question. Well, except for that minor detail it works out great.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Lots of people are quick to follow a lead that matches what they want to see. Sheep are much the same.
"We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters
Its still funny.
I will support gun control when you can guarantee all guns are removed from this planet. That includes military and law enforcement. When you can accomplish that, then I will be the last person to lay down my gun. Then I will carry the weapon that replaces the gun.
~~~the biggest deficit of the general public is a lack of personal accountability.. I have no one to blame for my actions, regardless of circumstances, except myself and by the same token I can hold no one else responsible for my protection and well being other than myself~~~
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"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."