"There's something wrong with these sights."

"There's something wrong with these sights."

This is a discussion on "There's something wrong with these sights." within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I'm on range duty (which I seem to be on a lot when I collect all of the fun stories) and a guy comes to ...

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    "There's something wrong with these sights."

    I'm on range duty (which I seem to be on a lot when I collect all of the fun stories) and a guy comes to the counter and tells me--emphatically--that he wants to rent a .45.

    I tell him to go back to the gun department and tell any employee working over there what he wants and they will help him out.

    Sure enough, a few minutes later, one of my fellow employees brings over an HK USP in .45 and is being followed by an eager young man determined to try his "man power" with the .45.

    I knew right then that this was going to be a show worth watching so I put him on the lane directly in front of the window so I wouldn't miss a thing.

    I ring him up, go over the weapon with him as well as safety and send him in the range with his box of .45 and a pack of targets.

    One of our instructors comes up to check the calendar for any appointments that day and as we are talking our friend is putting up his targets and running them down to about five yards.

    He loads the gun, takes his stance (if you could call it a stance), cocks his head to the side and starts pulling the trigger.

    Out of nine rounds, he hit the paper once.

    Now, we have a rule: If a patron cannot hit the paper, we, as range officers, are required to enter the range, give pointers and a warning that next time he misses the paper he is outta-there.

    I look at our instructor, he looks at me. I say, "Do you want to take it?"
    He says, "Nope. It will embarrass him more if you do it. Go for it!"

    I grab my ear-protection, enter the range and approach a very confused looking young man. He's looking at the gun and his target like both had conspired against him.

    We go over stance, grip, sight alignment, trigger control, all that stuff.
    I load up one round in the magazine, chamber it, and tell him to apply all of the things we've just talked about and try one more time while I'm watching.

    He takes a stance, grips the gun, aligns his sights, squeezes the trigger and cuts a .45 sized hole dead-center of the target.

    His eyes get the size of quarters and a funny, satisfied grin stretches across his face.

    I smile at him and give him a thumbs up and tell him to keep that up.

    He thanks me and I go back to other waiting customers.

    Because of the rush of customers I couldn't watch him like I'd hoped I could, but the glances I could take proved he was at least keeping it on the paper even though it was starting to look like the USP was loaded with shot instead of FMJs.

    Finally, I hear a faint tapping on the glass and turn around to see the young man waving me into the range.

    I excuse myself, put on my ear-protection, enter the range and ask him what the problem is.

    "It's the sights!" He exclaims. "There's something wrong with these sights. I've shot guns before and I've never been all over like this. I aim for the middle and I hit the bottom. I aim for the top, I start to hit the center. I'm telling you, it's the sights."

    Before I can say a word of protest he says, "You try it. I swear you'll hit the bottom too, because it's the sights... I'm serious. Take a couple of shots."

    I load only two rounds into the magazine and in mere seconds there are two holes in the x-ring of a bulls-eye target.

    I turn to his astonished face and say, "There's nothing wrong with these sights."

    He collects his things and informs me that he's done shooting for the day.


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    I am surprised he didn't hold it sideways and shoot "gangsta style"
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    It will embarrass him more if you do it. Go for it!"
    Bwhahaha - love that!!!

    As ever Lima - you paint a very vivid picture of the events - classic stuff. I wonder if his jaw touched the floor when you put in your two demo' shots!!!

    There seem to be two essential types on the range with regard to noobs or inexperienced shooters. The ones that are willing to learn - they are rewarding usually ........ then the ones that are so darned arrogant that they shut their ears to any advice.

    Guess which ones I enjoy teaching!
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    What would be really funny is if he was able to read your account on what happened at the range. That coupled with all the comments that are going to follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rabywk View Post
    What would be really funny is if he was able to read your account on what happened at the range. That coupled with all the comments that are going to follow.
    I've often wondered if that would ever happen. So far so good.

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    Priceless - the gun or ammo is always the problem when somebody misses. It's never 'us', we can shoot better than that.

    I like the term flier. I believe that's the same thing. Something to blame a miss on. He just had a lot of fliers, it's not his fault!
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    Funny stuff, Lima...
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    Lima - you ought to steer him towards an IDPA club; it sounds as though he is a closet gun fanatic; he just needs guidance in the "right" direction.....
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    Reminds me of my old signature line:

    "To make up for my lack of accuracy, I miss as fast as I can."
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    It's too bad he wasn't smart enough to ask you for some pointers.
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    You have to love Lima's range reports. They're always good for a few laughs ...especially when you're stuck on a con-call on a friday afternoon.

    One piece of advice though....make sure the phone's on mute before you start ROFL'ing while reading the reports..
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    Damn! That was cruel! Surely you know how fragile the male ego is.
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    Remind me to never have a bad day shooting at your range!
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    Quote Originally Posted by limatunes View Post
    I look at our instructor, he looks at me. I say, "Do you want to take it?"
    He says, "Nope. It will embarrass him more if you do it. Go for it!"
    That's the funniest part of the whole thing...
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    You can't fool him Lima...you must have readjusted the rear sight elevation when he wasn't looking.
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