Dumbest Kid in the World
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"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I ...
August 25th, 2007 08:54 PM
Dumbest Kid in the World
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
"Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied,
"Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins. ― The Journals of Kierkegaard
August 25th, 2007 09:01 PM
The kid must be, or gonna be a shooter - he applies logic
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August 25th, 2007 09:44 PM
Dumb for sure...dumb like a fox...
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August 25th, 2007 10:30 PM
When I was in high school (early 60's) I worked in a Drug Store after school and on weekends in a small town. There was a local guy that mowed lawns to make money, everyone considered him a bit slow. Every week the pharmacist would ask him how much to mow his yard and Robert would say $5.00, so the pharmacist would tell him to go ahead and mow it.
One day it was really busy in the store and Robert came in. Louis (the pharmacist) told Robert to go mow his yard. When he came back he asked Robert how much he owed him and Robert said $10.00. Louis said, "why isn't it $5.00 like before?" Robert said, "you didn't ask me how much this time."
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August 26th, 2007 12:19 PM
For that, I would have given the kid a five spot and told him to keep playin the game!
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August 26th, 2007 02:40 PM
That's called "country" dumb.
Nice little slice of wisdom, there, for all.
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August 26th, 2007 02:43 PM
Good one, didn't see that one coming!
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