Funniest Ebay auction _ever_

Funniest Ebay auction _ever_

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    That was hilarious...and she did well in the auciton to top it off.
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    Thanks for that. When I got to the part about the "7th" child, I had to get my wife and start over reading it to her. We laughed so hard, and when I got to the point about the "7th" child, she pointed right at me with an accusing gaze.

    That was great.
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    that was by far the funniest thing i have read in a long time.

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    $142.51 for pokeman cards I'd say she did good. That was so funny it brought back memories, am I glad my youngest is 18 now.
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    That was really worth the read. Incredibly funny. A truly talented Mom with an amazing sense of humor.
    Nice find TankSoldier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    That was really worth the read. Incredibly funny. A truly talented Mom with an amazing sense of humor.
    Nice find TankSoldier.
    Credit goes to my wife, actually... but I'll pass it along.
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    Now that's funny stuff... I don't care who you are!
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    She is very good!... sort of reminds me of Lima in the future
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    She deserves combat pay after a shopping trip like that.

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    Pretty funny. I'll bet she does the eBay thang just to keep up with the expense of laundry detergent and clothing, with six kids. Combat pay, indeed!

    I wonder ... is that Kid #1 or #6, and is he covered in milk chocolate or ...? Either way, he's lookin' pretty greasy, there. Six of 'em, eh? In tow, in the grocery store? By comparison, my mom had it easy, with just me on a leash.
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    HHmmmm......we have 5 kids. They have at times snuck things into the cart too. This gives me a great idea for the next time this happens.
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    LOL nice, thanks for posting. My mom had enough troubles with my brother and I. It was just us,..Its nice to see how the auction price went up too. I know shes grateful for her extra money.


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