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"I am a Soldier. I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight." GEN George S. Patton, Jr.
That was hilarious...and she did well in the auciton to top it off.
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Thanks for that. When I got to the part about the "7th" child, I had to get my wife and start over reading it to her. We laughed so hard, and when I got to the point about the "7th" child, she pointed right at me with an accusing gaze.
That was great.
I will support gun control when you can guarantee all guns are removed from this planet. That includes military and law enforcement. When you can accomplish that, then I will be the last person to lay down my gun. Then I will carry the weapon that replaces the gun.
that was by far the funniest thing i have read in a long time.
$142.51 for pokeman cards I'd say she did good. That was so funny it brought back memories, am I glad my youngest is 18 now.
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That was really worth the read. Incredibly funny. A truly talented Mom with an amazing sense of humor.
Nice find TankSoldier.
Now that's funny stuff... I don't care who you are!
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
She is very good!... sort of reminds me of Lima in the future
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Now there's a warrior!
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She deserves combat pay after a shopping trip like that.
Pretty funny. I'll bet she does the eBay thang just to keep up with the expense of laundry detergent and clothing, with six kids. Combat pay, indeed!
I wonder ... is that Kid #1 or #6, and is he covered in milk chocolate or ...? Either way, he's lookin' pretty greasy, there. Six of 'em, eh? In tow, in the grocery store? By comparison, my mom had it easy, with just me on a leash.
HHmmmm......we have 5 kids. They have at times snuck things into the cart too. This gives me a great idea for the next time this happens.
LOL nice, thanks for posting. My mom had enough troubles with my brother and I. It was just us,..Its nice to see how the auction price went up too. I know shes grateful for her extra money.
"To blame a gun for a mans decision is to foolishly attribute free will to an inanimate object"- Colion Noir.
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