Betty is EVERYWHERE I turn

Betty is EVERYWHERE I turn

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    Betty is EVERYWHERE I turn

    So I pick up the new issue of SWAT magazine and one of the first things I read is the editorial.

    Well the second one is a story about a house burglary and how the scum tried to gain entry into a gun safe....WAIT A MINUTE I've heard this one before somewhere....

    So I scan down to the bottom and lo and behold it's Betty. Turns out she is the Art Director for the mag. Who knew?
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    she has mentioned it here b4 that she works for them
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    Thumbs up There Is An Old Forum Saying

    When Betty Is Everywhere That You Turn...Then Turn Everywhere As Quickly As You Possibly Can.
    And wear LOTS & LOTS of Kevlar.
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    Is she really everywhere? How 'bout AR15.com?

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    Yes, She Is Everywhere

    She Is Everywhere and She is Nowhere as like a leopard or predatory cat....She is to the Right of you and She is to the Left of you. Omni~Directional~Femme~Fatale...She can be your best friend or She can be your very worst nightmare.
    She can extend her hand in friendship or "Cross Her" and that very same hand can easily crush a human calvarium like it was a fragile eggshell.
    MrShonts is the only human being that is 100% safe around her.

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    you can also be safe if you take your shots at her from 4000 miles away and in a place cold enough she won't dare try to hunt you down.

    neener neeener neeener! i'm more ninja than betty is! wheres that smily that sticks its tongue out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sink156
    So I scan down to the bottom and lo and behold it's Betty. Turns out she is the Art Director for the mag. Who knew?
    I knew
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    Nothin like a good woman that is seen in all the right places... Good for you Betty!! She's got her fingers in all the pie !

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