Truck For Sale!!

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    Truck For Sale!!

    A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his
    parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!"
    He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

    "With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet
    Avalanche cost.

    "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents
    began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen
    dollars?" they said.

    "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name-
    they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
    wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."

    "Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who
    knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's
    going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where
    the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!
    He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a
    new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she
    did it.

    "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
    thought he was on a coffee break, but learned from a friend he had run
    off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back.
    He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet
    Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."
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    Touché Mr husband LOL

    But of course - sell for proper value and still send the $15
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    Why can't I ever find a deal like that?
    CRIME..... LAW DEFINES, POLICE ENFORCE, CITIZENS PREVENT!

    FOUR BOXES KEEP US FREE: [1] SOAP [2] BALLOT [3] JURY [4] AMMO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joleary223 View Post
    Why can't I ever find a deal like that?
    If I ever cheat on my wife, you will!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    If I ever cheat on my wife, you will!
    Not me! If I ever cheat on my wife, it would be sell the truck to pay for my funeral!
    fortiter in re, suaviter in modo (resolutely in action, gently in manner).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    If I ever cheat on my wife, you will!
    You sure you would get off that easy?
    CRIME..... LAW DEFINES, POLICE ENFORCE, CITIZENS PREVENT!

    FOUR BOXES KEEP US FREE: [1] SOAP [2] BALLOT [3] JURY [4] AMMO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joleary223 View Post
    You sure you would get off that easy?
    You'll probably have to carry my grill with my ashes inside to the dump on the way out.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Same for Me...

    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    If I ever cheat on my wife, you will!
    but the interior would have lots of blood stains!
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    but the interior would have lots of blood stains!
    Nah.... she is a very neat person... She will kill me in the back porch standing over the tarp near the miter saw.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Nah.... she is a very neat person... She will kill me in the back porch standing over the tarp near the miter saw.
    And use your wagon to haul your dismembered corpse

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    JD, I think my wife should contact Lima and give her some pointers.

    (DC Forum members, please imagine JD's face as he ponders the consequences of such meeting)
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    That is a spin of a true story that happened back in the 80's....

    Guy wants to buy a used car for a winter beater, sees an ad for a new Mercedes for $200. figures that it is real beat up for that price. Goes to the posted address to see the car and finds beautiful home with a pristine new MB in the drive. knocks on the door and asks to see the car, and the lady that answered the door pointed to the one in the drive.
    Somewhat suspicious that this thing must have a seized engine or something asked to take it for a drive. She threw him the keys and said bring it back when you are done.
    Well the car ran as good as it looked, when he came back he told her he would take the car but told her it was worth a whole lot more than $200.
    Where she told him.... this is my husbands car and he ran off with his secretary, he sent me a letter and told me to sell his car and send him the money so I am... now do you want the car or not?
    He bought it.
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