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I wasn't stealing gas, officer. I was just adding to my hose collection.
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.— Benjamin Franklin Historical Review of Pennsylvania.
''Saves me time at my next gas stop!''
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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"Am I the station attendant? No, he let go a couple of miles ago."
ya know i watched a lady rip on off years ago im my late teens in a VW it was so funny me and a buddie couldnt stop laughing to yell and thing foolish out the window at her
What hose? Oh, it's not mine. Somebody must have put it there.
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