"Officer..Honest - I Did NOT Steal Any Gas!"

"Officer..Honest - I Did NOT Steal Any Gas!"

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    I wasn't stealing gas, officer. I was just adding to my hose collection.
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    Thumbs up mobyclarke


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    "Am I the station attendant? No, he let go a couple of miles ago."

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    ya know i watched a lady rip on off years ago im my late teens in a VW it was so funny me and a buddie couldnt stop laughing to yell and thing foolish out the window at her

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    What hose? Oh, it's not mine. Somebody must have put it there.
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