I thought it was funny....

I thought it was funny....

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    I thought it was funny....

    My wife and I just come out of a newly discovered bookstore where I indulged myself to the complete available works of Vince Flynn and Brad Thor in paperback (I needed my summer book fix) and as we were on our way home we stopped at a light. My wife commented that the lady in the car next to her had a huge Christmas tree globe ornament hanging from her rear view mirror and said that somebody should tell her that Christmas is over. I obliged by lowering my wife's window, getting the ladie's attention and telling her that it was my wife's opinion that with Christmas already over she should remove such gaudy ornament...
    The good news is that the ER doctor said I only had 3 broken ribs and that would take a couple of months to heal. The cat scan revealed that the head concussion produced 10 paperback impacting at once was not as bad as initially diagnosed by the EMTs and that the scratches in my face would look ugly for about three weeks but I shouldn't worry about scars.
    Also the cops refused to arrest my wife citing that it was lawful for her to act the way she did due to my actions. They also said that yes, I have to pay for the locksmith and no, she did not have to give me a new key and that I could get a bed at the local shelter for the night.

    I thought it was funny, apparently my wife did not share my opinion.
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    Which books from Brad Thor? I read "Path of the Assassin", I need to get a hold of "Lions of Lucerne", I was actually thinking about picking it up yesterday as a matter of fact.

    What other books does he have out?

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    The ones I got are:
    Lions of Lucerne
    State of the Union
    Path of the Assassin

    I checked his website and I am missing The First Commandment, Takedown & Blowback
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    LOL. That's funny.

    I'm reading Path of the Assassin, good book.

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    Its only 3 months until Christmas! I just got used to writing 2007, and now in 3 months it'll be pretty much over. Time sure flies.

    Good author? What does he write about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aus71383 View Post
    Its only 3 months until Christmas! I just got used to writing 2007, and now in 3 months it'll be pretty much over. Time sure flies.

    Good author? What does he write about?

    Austin
    Miggy has inspired me, check out Brad Thor's website: http://www.bradthor.com/

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    WOW that's crazy.... I just finished his latest. Read them all.... I couldn't stop. Now I can't wait for more.
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