My wife and I just come out of a newly discovered bookstore where I indulged myself to the complete available works of Vince Flynn and Brad Thor in paperback (I needed my summer book fix) and as we were on our way home we stopped at a light. My wife commented that the lady in the car next to her had a huge Christmas tree globe ornament hanging from her rear view mirror and said that somebody should tell her that Christmas is over. I obliged by lowering my wife's window, getting the ladie's attention and telling her that it was my wife's opinion that with Christmas already over she should remove such gaudy ornament...
The good news is that the ER doctor said I only had 3 broken ribs and that would take a couple of months to heal. The cat scan revealed that the head concussion produced 10 paperback impacting at once was not as bad as initially diagnosed by the EMTs and that the scratches in my face would look ugly for about three weeks but I shouldn't worry about scars.
Also the cops refused to arrest my wife citing that it was lawful for her to act the way she did due to my actions. They also said that yes, I have to pay for the locksmith and no, she did not have to give me a new key and that I could get a bed at the local shelter for the night.
I thought it was funny, apparently my wife did not share my opinion.