Great story thanks for posting it. I laughed out loud at this knucklehead. Boniface is a hero. RM
This is a discussion on Burglar Flees With No Loot and No Clothes within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Mods, I realize he wasn't armed so feel free to move as necessary, but I thought it was a good story that was worth posting. ...
Mods, I realize he wasn't armed so feel free to move as necessary, but I thought it was a good story that was worth posting.
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
I guess that BG didn't have a chance...
Look at the perp's photo...yeah, he looks like he works for the FBI...
What a clown!
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
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Funny story, and good conclusion.
I tried to go back and re-read it again, but I couldn't get back into the story. Anyway, I thought I remembered the GG, in referring to the BG handcuffed in the patrol car, that he was quoted saying, "It really wasn't a big deal" or something like that
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That story made my day.
It turned out pretty well, even if the BG didn't get shot. Heck, I think it makes a better story this way.
I don't know if I'd be grabbing at the BG's nasty 'nads, though...
"...bad decisions that turn out well often make heroes."
Gary D. Mitchell, A Sniper's Journey: The Truth About the Man and the Rifle, P. 103, NAL Caliber books, 2006, 1st Ed.
but...Why? Why do they "always teach never to confront"?“We always teach never to confront an intruder,” Midthun said. “But I think in the heat of the moment something kicked in, and they were not going to let this guy leave. That was the decision that they made, and that tells you a lot about who they are. They’re strong, resilient, great people — a couple that you or I would want as our neighbors.”
That's taking matters into your own hands.
CRIME..... LAW DEFINES, POLICE ENFORCE, CITIZENS PREVENT!
FOUR BOXES KEEP US FREE:  SOAP  BALLOT  JURY  AMMO!
I hope he spends a long time in a 'penal' institution.
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.