Man steals car to turn himself in

Man steals car to turn himself in

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    Man steals car to turn himself in

    The AP has a story about a guy stealing a car so he can turn himself in on another charge...if there was a Darwin Award for criminals that don't die, but can't turn their life around I'd nominate this guy.
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    Didn't this guy ever hear about public transportation? He was going to turn himself in? Yeah, right!
    Criminals never cease to amaze me...I believe the quote is..."The difference between genius and stupid is that genius has its limits!"
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    What a moron!

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    Sounds like a nice lie to cover up being caught for stealing a car but uh why did he pull over anyway instead of just running...


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    Come on is that the best lie he could come up with.?

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