An actual radio transcript from a DFW station. Turn your speakers up to hear well.
Tears are still streaming down my face..........
http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
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This is a discussion on Alternative Weapons: Hilarious within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; An actual radio transcript from a DFW station. Turn your speakers up to hear well. Tears are still streaming down my face.......... http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf...
An actual radio transcript from a DFW station. Turn your speakers up to hear well.
Tears are still streaming down my face..........
http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
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NRA Life Member
"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
Ok that just proves how dangerous little old ladies are. I’m starting up a collation to ban little old ladies based on this outstanding evidence.
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“The will to survive is not as important as the will to prevail... the answer to criminal aggression is retaliation.” Jeff Cooper
Well Sait Paul called the Bible "the Sword of Truth."
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"[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton
I heard that a while back- Very funny!![]()
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"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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i was crying when listening to that
War is not the ugliest of things. Worse is the decayed state of moral feeling which thinks nothing is worth a war. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which he cares for more than his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free. -J.S. Mill
Short of breath. You can't make that stuff up.
That's classic!![]()
America: Your government is not ignoring you, it's insulting you.
The Bill of Rights: Void where prohibited by law.
Better not let the antis hear this, they will want to ban bibles next.
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--- Some of the friendliest people I have ever talked to are gun owners and shooters and according to the gun activists we are the mass murders and felons of the nation???
Oh, that is just TOO funny...!
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
Albert Einstein
"[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton
that was great!
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Some little ol' ladies cook grits...some just display it!
noli nothis permittere te terere...
Sometimes we get more than we bargained for, huh?
Watch out, though...Hillary and her ilk will try to ban umbrellas and Little Old Ladies (after the Bible, of course)....
"...bad decisions that turn out well often make heroes."
Gary D. Mitchell, A Sniper's Journey: The Truth About the Man and the Rifle, P. 103, NAL Caliber books, 2006, 1st Ed.