Alternative Weapons: Hilarious

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    Talking Alternative Weapons: Hilarious

    An actual radio transcript from a DFW station. Turn your speakers up to hear well.

    Tears are still streaming down my face..........

    http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf


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    Ok that just proves how dangerous little old ladies are. Im starting up a collation to ban little old ladies based on this outstanding evidence.

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    Well Sait Paul called the Bible "the Sword of Truth."

    This was great
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    I heard that a while back- Very funny!

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    i was crying when listening to that
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    Short of breath. You can't make that stuff up.

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    That's classic!
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    Better not let the antis hear this, they will want to ban bibles next.
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    i cant get it to play :(

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    Oh, that is just TOO funny...!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rabywk View Post
    Better not let the antis hear this, they will want to ban bibles next.
    They already do.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    that was great!
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    Some little ol' ladies cook grits...some just display it!
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    Sometimes we get more than we bargained for, huh?

    Watch out, though...Hillary and her ilk will try to ban umbrellas and Little Old Ladies (after the Bible, of course)....
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