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Almost a Redneck Joke

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    Almost a Redneck Joke


    Ahhh to soar like an eagle in a lazy saturday morning over the everglades at Broward County. Sun is shinning, air is clear and you can see for miles.



    You can see for miles but you really don't process what you are seeing too well. Wait. what is that mountain of dirt I see?


    And what are those things on the ground there?


    Just to make sure, he calls for his buddy to come over.


    And they realized that some people with guns are screaming at them and waving them off. So he decides the best thing to do is to put distance between him and thime crazy pople in a path that takes him directly over the Sports Clay Range.

    Oy!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    ooo... moving target!
    What's this button do?

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    roger that

    ooo... moving target!

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    LOL LOL LOL!!!

    Dumb!

    oh well... he was prolly lost and needed a place to land!
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    This is not according to the original plan.
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    Oops...hate when that happens.
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

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    I used to do a little skydiving... you always have a landing zone picked _before_ you exit the aircraft. Is there an airfield nearby that they could have been headed towards?

    As long as he lands behind the firing line, he should be OK, right :)
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    I am not sure what they are called but it was a guy with parachute with and a big fan on his back. AFAIK there are no airfields nearby but the range is located in a public park so I am guessing they took off nearby.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Gonna need and extra full choke for that.
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    He definitely was in the wrong part of town.
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    Ohhhh... it's a paraglider. Didn't catch that from the photo, though I can just make out the prop cage on closer inspection.

    Believe it or not, they can pretty much do what they want, as long as they stay out of restricted air space. No license or certification required. It's about the only way you can get your feet off the ground without getting the FAA's approval.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmidkiff View Post
    Believe it or not, they can pretty much do what they want, as long as they stay out of restricted air space..
    Logic would indicate that a shooting range, although not FAA restricted, should be air space to be avoided due to other pesky, high velocity flying objects.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Signed: Me!

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    AIM and fire!

    Has this ever happened at this range before? Blown off course?
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    Boy, after you cleaned them did you check your tag at the ranger station?

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    Miggy, you should turn shot number 3 or 4 into a "put a caption on the picture" contest. You should be able to get some good ones from that.
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

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