Rick needs our Support and Prayers !!!

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    Rick needs our Support and Prayers !!!

    Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.


    His wife was really angry.

    She told him " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!


    The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.


    When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


    Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him
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    Rick ain't missing...I'd bet he's at home...in the back yard...in REALLLLLY small pieces
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    I'll try and remember him.

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    Had me fooled. Thought he was going to buy her a gun!

    Great Joke Though

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    Ain't nothing we can do for poor Rick.

    Hope the Missus has a good lawyer, too.
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    Great joke

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    Ain't nothing we can do for poor Rick.

    Hope the Missus has a good lawyer, too.
    She won't need a lawyer if the judge is female.

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    Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. [He left her] a brand new bathroom scale.
    He's a dead man.
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    I bet "Rick" is another one of the guys that can't figure out why "women" don't have a scene of humor.

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    Poor fella. Nice knowing him. Bet he's with Jimmy Hoffa.......

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    Being put through a blender really hurts..
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiftyjuan View Post
    Being put through a blender really hurts..
    Or a woodchipper.

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    ...oh boy...someone's in deep, deep kimchee!
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    he's a dead man.......
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