Ninjas attack gas station?

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    Ninjas attack gas station?

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    I can't help but wonder what these two dynamic diabolical duo's were thinking...

    Hmm what would they have done had the station worker been armed...
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    I wonder if Chuck Norris will be called in to help catch them.
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    I'm disappointed that they just walked in.

    Shouldn't they. . . um. . . .rapelle down from the ceiling or something?
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    Did they throw down a smoke capsule and disappear to make their getaway?
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    Which would be more laughable, the ninjas robbing the store, or the mall
    ninjas tripping all over themselves to run away?
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    Damn ninjas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulG View Post
    I'm disappointed that they just walked in.

    Shouldn't they. . . um. . . .rapelle down from the ceiling or something?
    At least a shoulder-roll or something.

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    No flips?

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    Sneaky Ninjas!
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