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    Hillbilly Birth.

    Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County, Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!."


    Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming."


    Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.


    Win a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.


    The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment , and asked the doctor,


    "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

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    Very funny! Will pass along...
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    Lantern attractin' 'em? Nah. It's the possum patties fryin' on the griddle. Always make the li'l ones come runnin'.
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    Lights don't do that?
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    Why couldn't you base the story in Arkansas? Are y'all suddenly somehow short of Hillbillies around there?
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    The hillbillies are starting to thin out the possum's and are moving. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    Why couldn't you base the story in Arkansas? Are y'all suddenly somehow short of Hillbillies around there?


    ROFLMAO

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    We prefer to be called "Appalachian Americans" instead of hillbillies.
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    Outrage!!!

    On behalf of all of my Kentucky brethren, let me refute this outrage!

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    We prefer to be called "Appalachian Americans" instead of hillbillies.
    Oh that's just hilarious!

    Yeah, and we don't discribe the larva of mites (prostigmata) as "chiggers" anymore either. They are now properly referred to as "Chiggrican Americans".
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    hehehehehe I know some people who are going to have to hear this one.
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