Would you marry again?

Would you marry again?

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    Subject: WOULD YOU REMARRY?
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    >> A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
    >> over at him and asks THE question.
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    >> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    >> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
    >> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Wou ld you let her drive my car?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    >> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
    >> HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
    >> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
    >> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
    >>
    >> WIFE: -- silence ..................
    >> HUSBAND: " Uh-oh."
    "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
    and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
    service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
    love and thanks of man and woman."

    -- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)


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    Wow nice one!

    My wife and I had this discussion recently - just in case any is wondering, the right answer is, "No, I wouldn't want to be married to anyone else."

    Austin

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    Been through that. I told my wife that being married to her was so wonderful that I couldn't imagine not being married and would try to find someone that could live up to her memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN1910 View Post
    Been through that. I told my wife that being married to her was so wonderful that I couldn't imagine not being married and would try to find someone that could live up to her memory.
    I tried that.

    Her response was, "Yeah, right."
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    Only if my wife says OK, apparently as a converted muslim I can have four wives, personlly I can't see the benefit of being nagged in "Surrond sound"!!!

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    She said that it was a stupid question since, according to statistics, I would die first.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    LOL...... good one.
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    Oop, wrong answer.

    Of course we all know there really isn't a "right" one. Aus or FN get pretty close to good, but nothing would be "right".

    Oh, well. As the big male of the family, I'm used to being wrong all the time. is spot on.
    eschew obfuscation

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    i think i would just say goodnight,see ya in the morning.
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    the world coming too"

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    The correct answer is, "No I wouldn't marry again. I could never find anyone as beautiful or intelligent as you. I would live like a monk and cry at a shrine I would have built in memory of you every night."
    That is at least what I expect my husband to say....now what you guys do may be completely different...but remember, we aren't dead yet. Lie, you silly boys, LIE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flagflyfish View Post
    Subject: WOULD YOU REMARRY?
    >>
    >> A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
    >> over at him and asks THE question.
    >>
    >> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    >> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
    >> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
    >>
    >
    HAHA that almost had me right there ,lol


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    Statistically married men die first. Do you know Why????? Cause they want to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SleepingZ View Post
    Statistically married men die first. Do you know Why????? Cause they want to.
    http://s170.photobucket.com/albums/u...onmarriage.flv
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    When you see weddings like this:Marriage one time around really don't sound like a good idea...

    Of course, they guy could say of course I'm going to get married again you always say I never get anything right the first time.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

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    My second wife ask me if I would get married again...I said "been there,done that"...my bruise is almost healed now..

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