List of nine gun statements.

List of nine gun statements.

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    List of nine gun statements.

    A buddy of mine sent me this list, some of them are new to me so I'm posting them here for their "entertainment" value.

    1 - Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

    2 - If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

    3- I carry a gun, 'cause a cop is too heavy.

    4- America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the mall.

    5- When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

    6- A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a .45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a 46."

    7.- An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

    8- The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?"
    "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."

    9- Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it well!
    Turn the election's in 2014 to a "2A Revolution". It will serve as a 1994 refresher not to "infringe" on our Second Amendment. We know who they are now.........SEND 'EM HOME. Our success in this will be proportional to how hard we work to make it happen.


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    good homolies ( sp? ) all I had seen them but not at once , and in slightly different versions .
    Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
    We only begin to understand folks after we stop and think .

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    I especially like #8.
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    Since I'm well past the age where fisticuffs are any kind of serious option I relate very well to #1

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmhawth View Post
    Since I'm well past the age where fisticuffs are any kind of serious option I relate very well to #1
    I agree and don't get between me and the restroom either.
    Turn the election's in 2014 to a "2A Revolution". It will serve as a 1994 refresher not to "infringe" on our Second Amendment. We know who they are now.........SEND 'EM HOME. Our success in this will be proportional to how hard we work to make it happen.

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    I like them all. #2, #6 and #8 are my favorite.

    Thanks for posting them.
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    I think I read this somewhere on the forum, but here it goes again:

    Reporter questioning U.S. sniper in Afghanistan: "What do you feel when you are shooting an insurgent?"

    Sniper: "Recoil."
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    Quote Originally Posted by taggart View Post
    I think I read this somewhere on the forum, but here it goes again:

    Reporter questioning U.S. sniper in Afghanistan: "What do you feel when you are shooting an insurgent?"

    Sniper: "Recoil."
    Actually IIRC it was Barbara Walters who was asking a loaded question (no pun intended) about what was going through the mind of a sniper who was taking people's lives and asked what the sniper felt when taking these people's lives.

    The answer was: "Ma'am, slight recoil."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigEFan View Post
    Actually IIRC it was Barbara Walters who was asking a loaded question (no pun intended) about what was going through the mind of a sniper who was taking people's lives and asked what the sniper felt when taking these people's lives.

    The answer was: "Ma'am, slight recoil."
    Ah, good ol' Baba Wawa.
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    BTW taggart, I ran into the future Mrs. Snyder. Funny thing, she never mentioned you. Are you two going through relationship problems. Don't mean to pry but I was expecting to hear about you when I saw her.......

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    8 is great...
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    I like the one...

    When in a gun fight, bring a gun. Bring all your friends with guns. The marines are well know for this.

    Response from the crowd, "Oo, Can I pick them?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigEFan View Post
    Actually IIRC it was Barbara Walters who was asking a loaded question (no pun intended) about what was going through the mind of a sniper who was taking people's lives and asked what the sniper felt when taking these people's lives.

    The answer was: "Ma'am, slight recoil."
    Quote Originally Posted by taggart View Post
    I think I read this somewhere on the forum, but here it goes again:

    Reporter questioning U.S. sniper in Afghanistan: "What do you feel when you are shooting an insurgent?"

    Sniper: "Recoil."
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/recoil.asp
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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyIamToday View Post
    Sammy, Thanks for pointing that out.
    Lex et Libertas Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigEFan View Post
    BTW taggart, I ran into the future Mrs. Snyder. Funny thing, she never mentioned you. Are you two going through relationship problems. Don't mean to pry but I was expecting to hear about you when I saw her.......

    Yeah, we have this little game we play. When she's doing an interview or something like that, she pretends not to know me, like she's never heard of me before. We get together later and we laugh.....
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