WalMart - to stock wine!!

WalMart - to stock wine!!

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    WalMart - to stock wine!!

    Got this from my son today -

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    Walmart Wine

    Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are: -

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc

    9. White Trashfindel

    8. Big Red Gulp

    7. World Championship Riesling

    6. NASCARbernet

    5. Chef Boyardeaux

    4. Peanut Noir

    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

    2. Grape Expectations


    And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine: -

    1. Nasti Spumante



    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat - (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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    Here's what I don't get.

    Walmart thinks nothing of putting wine out in the open on an endcap or right next to the door for Pete's sake.

    But when you want a box of .22 LR they have a fit...

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    Well, I'll stick with TRader Joe's 2 buck chuck.
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    May the splinters never point the wrong way.
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    I have me some of the "Big Red Gulp"....
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    2 buck Chuck is actually not that bad... can't get it here though. Anything E&J Gallo puts out is only fit for cooking, not drinking.

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    NASCARbernet for me please... got to love it good ole wally mart

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    World Championship Riesling
    I thought this might well have a certain''Je ne c'est pas'' - a truculent little wine with a hint of aggession and attitude!
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