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I'm a Petty Man?

This is a discussion on I'm a Petty Man? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by maxwell97 What the heck are you complaining about, then?!? Enjoy the view, and just play circus music in your head when she ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwell97 View Post
    What the heck are you complaining about, then?!? Enjoy the view, and just play circus music in your head when she talks.

    Or keep bringing up how much you like koalas, you want to go to New Zealand to see koalas, how many koalas has she seen, etc.
    'cept koalas don't live in New Zealand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drift View Post
    Oh man, I'm going to cause a fight here but I have to ask, have you ever left our shores?
    Yeah, Ive been to I think 9 other countries. Why do you ask?

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    Funny you should ask. In a word, yes lol.
    pics? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1956 View Post
    'cept koalas don't live in New Zealand.
    Too funny. Nope, nope they don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drift View Post
    Too funny. Nope, nope they don't.
    Penguins, otoh...
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    So, now your saying it would be possible to get video of a hot women having a meltdown about firearms? Come on drift, some of us might want to live vicariously through you. We have so little out here in forum land to really hold on to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1956 View Post
    'cept koalas don't live in New Zealand.
    And when she says that, he just says "no, I'm pretty sure they do, probably just not where you are," and then keeps on about how awesome koalas are. As cultural insensitivity goes, it's fairly benign.

    Or, he could buy a bag of kiwis, and every time she leaves her seat, place one there before she gets back. But he has to keep his guard up, lest he get beaned with a kiwi.
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    You guys are drinking too...right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by forester58 View Post
    So, now your saying it would be possible to get video of a hot women having a meltdown about firearms? Come on drift, some of us might want to live vicariously through you. We have so little out here in forum land to really hold on to.
    That's funny!

    I'm so torn! I normally live vicariously through you guys, and all your awesome guns and now... and now you want to live vicariously through me via a woman who drives me bonkers but is actually quite good looking having a melt down over a gun. FrigML! I'm so torn - I want to give back! I really do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by forester58 View Post
    You guys are drinking too...right?
    On a scale of how many beers you would need - 0. Zip. Nada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by forester58 View Post
    You guys are drinking too...right?
    I know I am!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harryball View Post
    And its a lot of fun making liberals mad....
    It is for certain.

    It might be more fun if it was more of a challenge. It's usually ridiculously easy.
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    In all honesty, no matter how good a friend she is of my wife, she would not be welcome in my home.
    I know I am narrow minded or whatever but life is just too short for someone to come into my home and make me miserable.
    I reckon you could call me "a petty man".
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewSam View Post
    OK, how about this?

    Should she start ranting about America and the gun culture tell her that America is your home and you love America and it's culture.

    Also, say if you traveled and visited her country you would consider ranting and disparaging her country and culture to be ignorant, provocative and exceedingly rude.

    Let her chew on that for awhile.
    Considering that beer drinking and rugby are the national pastimes in NZ, you could go on a rant about how STUPID those are. Not to mention driving on the wrong side of the road, and being so dumb as to put the sun in the north in the middle of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drift View Post
    So my wife's best friend is in town. She flew in from New Zealand. I hate this woman. She HATES guns and American culture. She's a baby doctor who has lived all over the world, but holds America in contempt because of child mortality rates in this country. Anyway, I'm heading home tomorrow myself, and will have to suffer for a week and a half while she's here under my roof. She would be completely freaked if she knew I was packing... and I mean freaked. As in, off to a hotel freaked. Matter a fact, my wife and I have figured out a way to get her out of the house so I can move my rifles back in from the car.

    I figure for my wifes sake I'm not going to say anything... except on the last day. Just before we get in the car to drive her to the airport, I'm going to put my little car safe in my wifes car (we'll use her car so we can all fit), whip out my G26 right in front of her and lock it up complaining the whole while how disappointed I am that I can't carry at the airport where all the terrorists are (I don't feel that way - but it'll add to the effect lol)!

    If I have to stay home while the wife drives her to the airport - so be it.

    Am I petty? I really hate this woman.
    Whew glad you asked if you were petty not pretty. You had me worried for a minute there Drift.

    Personally I think you deserve a Nobel Peace Prize just for letting her visit. It's a lot more than SOMEONE we know did to get one. You're not petty (or pretty), you're a SAINT
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotGuns View Post
    It is for certain.

    It might be more fun if it was more of a challenge. It's usually ridiculously easy.
    That's really upsetting!!
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