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I'm a Petty Man?

This is a discussion on I'm a Petty Man? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by PEF Didn't your read the earlier post from Drift? The chick is HOT. Seriously. Priorities, Bro!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEF View Post
    Didn't your read the earlier post from Drift? The chick is HOT.
    Seriously. Priorities, Bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonB77 View Post
    Screw it! I would open carry from the get go lol. It's your house and she is a guest. That should teach her. :)

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    I agree! Like Richard Pryor said miss Rudolph miss Rudolph can you do something about the monkey? To which she responded the monkey live here you just visiting. Lol maybe not that nicely but that is the PG version of the joke.
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    My son in law came to visit with his family once. He wanted my gun cabinet covered up so the kids would not see the guns. I said no. I went down stairs after they arrived and found a sheet over my gun cabinet. They have not been back. Little does he know when we visit I am well armed.
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    Oh dear lord... she's here and she's the exact same cow as she's always been. Blah, bla bla. She went with us to watch the kids in karate - it scared her kid because it was too militaristic. For the love of Pete. Don't get me wrong, her kid is awesome, but mom doesn't expose her to jack.

    Worse still, I've forgotten how "helpful" she always wants to be. It's as though we have a nanny. Except she's the nanny who runs around doing things to show us how we aren't ... I HATE this woman. Worse still, I hate how my wife just loves on her for being so helpful. Yes - it would be helpful if there wasn't so much judgement surrounding everything she does lol.

    Looks like I'll be playing a lot of golf this week. Might even have to spend a lot of time on the 19th hole too :).

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    Looks like I'll be playing a lot of golf this week. Might even have to spend a lot of time on the 19th hole too :).
    Sounds like that might be best.

    Maybe time to see some old friends. Go see the Garden of Eden in Lucas. Go see the Grand Canyon. Go see the Grand Old Oprey. Just go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Sounds like that might be best.

    Maybe time to see some old friends. Go see the Garden of Eden in Lucas. Go see the Grand Canyon. Go see the Grand Old Oprey. Just go.
    LOL - yup
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    I'm a Petty Man?

    In this instance, and in the immortal words of John Wayne, "Not hardly".
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    Quote Originally Posted by drift View Post
    Looks like I'll be playing a lot of golf this week. Might even have to spend a lot of time on the 19th hole too :).
    Probably the best legal solution to the issue. Here's to ya!
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    So.... this means no video?
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    or pics?
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    Well if you were doing it right to start with you would not need all the correction and help .................................................. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by graydude View Post
    So.... this means no video?
    We'll see how bad it gets between now and next weekend.
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    Just curious, is she anything like this???

    I'm a Petty Man?-spottheliberal.jpg

    I've often wondered if one were to walk up and say "It's okay sweetie just get over it" would their head really explode?
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    Hopefully...
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    I mean, if we are to properly weigh your question...
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