Endorsed by Chuck Norris

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    Endorsed by Chuck Norris

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304096,00.html

    Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.

    So the joke would read after the martial arts star announced his endorsement Sunday for the former Arkansas governor.

    "Though (Rudy) Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, (John) McCain tough enough to fight terrorism, and (Mitt) Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee," Chuck Norris wrote in a commentary posted on WorldNetDaily.com.

    Click here to read Chuck Norris’ commentary.

    Norris listed Huckabee’s upbringing, family values and the fact that he’s an avid outdoorsman as reasons for backing.
    “Are you a thermometer or a thermostat, do you reflect or become what is happening in the room or do you change the atmosphere, reset the temperature when you come into the room”?--Chuck Swindoll

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    For any who may care here is the link to Chuck's commentary http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58255

    Now can we settle down and answer the real question of who would kick whom's butt between chuck norris and jack bauer ?? LOL .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck Repairs View Post
    For any who may care here is the link to Chuck's commentary http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58255

    Now can we settle down and answer the real question of who would kick whom's butt between chuck norris and jack bauer ??
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    While humorous the staff voted and this thread is closed as politics without a 2A link. Bumper has asked that political oriented posts without a 2A link be closed.
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