Math Quiz - Get you calculator ready

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    Math Quiz - Get you calculator ready

    This is pretty neat. It really works!
    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


    1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10(cant be 10))








    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)









    3. Add 5











    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator












    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756.













    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.









    You should have a three digit number









    The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each day).









    The next two numbers are

    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
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    Thats pretty cool.
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    thats freaky
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    don't worry, it'll still work next year, just add 1758 or 1757
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    6 Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
    Much easier solution... enter the current year into the calculator and do step 6, plus one if you've already had your birthday this year. All the rest is simply obfustication.
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    I couldn't make it past the first step! ... my number was ruled out

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    Quote Originally Posted by wendywc View Post
    I couldn't make it past the first step! ... my number was ruled out
    What's wrong, 0 doesn't fall between 1 and 10. J/K

    Pretty cool.
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    Man, that was cool; right on the money 3times a day and 31yrs old.

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    So that's how old I am, good to know.
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    Funny but it worked

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    It works...but I'm talking to the wife about more sex...then we'll see if it still works!
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    .. woh! i just gave out WAY too much info about myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by friesepferd View Post
    921

    .. woh! i just gave out WAY too much info about myself
    You mean to say that you're nine years old and you want to have sex 21 times a day!?!

    Wait, I guess the dyslexia kicked in again. Never mind.
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    I don't know it work with the real, I mean if you violated the 10 limit you still can get the original number and age
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    Cool I like that!

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