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Louisiana Farmer

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    Louisiana Farmer

    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He
    had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
    it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
    been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
    bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
    he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
    pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
    naked or make you get out of the pond naked. " Holding the bucket up he said,

    "I'm here to feed the alligator." (Some old men can still think fast.)
    "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
    and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
    service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
    love and thanks of man and woman."

    -- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)


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    Man could I see my Grandfather saying something like that.
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