Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

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    Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

    Been going around for awhile but still funny:

    Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're On the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
    Let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
    Backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


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    This has been posted before:

    http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...en+Prefer+Guns

    But since that thread is a year old, it's worth another look-see.


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    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    I really like guns, but not nearly as much a I like women.
    Blessed be the Lord my rock who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Psalm 144:1

    Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Quote Originally Posted by JT View Post
    I really like guns, but not nearly as much a I like women.
    Wait till you are married for a long while and re-read this post
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JT View Post
    I really like guns, but not nearly as much a I like women.
    I'd rather a gun than a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Wait till you are married for a long while and re-read this post
    I’ve been married 18 years.
    Blessed be the Lord my rock who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Psalm 144:1

    Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    And women like guns because ...

    10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

    9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

    8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

    7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

    6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

    5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

    4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

    3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

    2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

    #1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

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    Wait until you're married 36 years...if your eyes still work, then reread this post...
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    I really like women, but not as much as I love my guns!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Wait until you're married 36 years...if your eyes still work, then reread this post...
    Mrs JT just keeps getting hotter, so I don't think I'm going to change my mind.
    Blessed be the Lord my rock who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Psalm 144:1

    Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    hey, my gun stuff takes up more closet space than my clothes do.

    nice list lima! we gotta fight back somehow

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    Quote Originally Posted by limatunes View Post

    #1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.
    TO:

    Open jars
    Kill Spiders
    Reach tall objects
    Pick up the 35lbs can of litter
    Get a gallon of milk
    Change a light bulb
    Take out the trash
    Order pizza
    Load the last round in a magazine
    Clean a gun so it doesn't mess up her nails


    ....I'm going to stop now before I get in trouble





    Too late






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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    TO:
    Load the last round in a magazine
    Hey, I haven't asked you to load the last round in my mags for WELL OVER a year now. I'm getting stronger!
    Clean a gun so it doesn't mess up her nails
    I only ask you to do this RIGHT after I get my nails done. It's just a pity that we seem to go shooting either right before or after this happens, too. We'll have to work on that.


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    JD...poor fella, we hardly knew him.

    Lima, great list! Mind if I pass it along?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    Not a problem Miggy... go for it. I just pulled those out of a random hat anyway.

    JD's laughing so he can't be too hurt.

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