Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

[ronwill]

Been going around for awhile but still funny:

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're On the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
Let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
Backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[Captain Crunch]

This has been posted before:

http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...en+Prefer+Guns

But since that thread is a year old, it's worth another look-see.

[JT]

I really like guns, but not nearly as much a I like women.

[Miggy]

I really like guns, but not nearly as much a I like women.

Wait till you are married for a long while and re-read this post

[Tubby45]

I really like guns, but not nearly as much a I like women.

I'd rather a gun than a woman.

[JT]

Wait till you are married for a long while and re-read this post

I’ve been married 18 years.

[limatunes]

And women like guns because ...

10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

#1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

[retsupt99]

Wait until you're married 36 years...if your eyes still work, then reread this post...

[BigEFan]

I really like women, but not as much as I love my guns!!!!

[JT]

Wait until you're married 36 years...if your eyes still work, then reread this post...

Mrs JT just keeps getting hotter, so I don't think I'm going to change my mind.

[friesepferd]

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

hey, my gun stuff takes up more closet space than my clothes do.

nice list lima! we gotta fight back somehow

[JD]

#1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

TO:

Open jars
Kill Spiders
Reach tall objects
Pick up the 35lbs can of litter
Get a gallon of milk
Change a light bulb
Take out the trash
Order pizza
Load the last round in a magazine
Clean a gun so it doesn't mess up her nails


....I'm going to stop now before I get in trouble





Too late

[limatunes]

TO:
Load the last round in a magazine

Hey, I haven't asked you to load the last round in my mags for WELL OVER a year now. I'm getting stronger!

Clean a gun so it doesn't mess up her nails

I only ask you to do this RIGHT after I get my nails done. It's just a pity that we seem to go shooting either right before or after this happens, too. We'll have to work on that.

[Miggy]

JD...poor fella, we hardly knew him.

Lima, great list! Mind if I pass it along?

[limatunes]

Not a problem Miggy... go for it. I just pulled those out of a random hat anyway.

JD's laughing so he can't be too hurt.