Bragging Doctors (JOKE!)

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  1. October 30th, 2007 08:00 PM #1
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    Talking Bragging Doctors (JOKE!)

    A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

    A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

    A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

    The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her to Washington where she will become President, and then half the country will be out looking for work."
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  4. October 30th, 2007 10:12 PM #3
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    Is that a joke or a prediction?
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  5. October 30th, 2007 10:17 PM #4
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  6. October 30th, 2007 10:21 PM #5
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    Talking JOKING HERE....I hope!

    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
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    Is that a joke or a prediction?
    I hope to gawd it's a JOKE!
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  7. October 30th, 2007 11:53 PM #6
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    Very funny.
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    Nice... I like it!
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    Exellent joke and definately one that needs to be passed around...





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  10. October 31st, 2007 01:27 AM #9
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    Its funny but true, and the truth isn't funny. Im going to hold my ak now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GotSig? View Post
    Its funny but true, and the truth isn't funny. Im going to hold my ak now.
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  12. October 31st, 2007 09:12 AM #11
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    This is too close to the truth to be funny.
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