Just for Fun. . .

This is a discussion on Just for Fun. . . within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I was thinking as I read it "ha ha one second my ass".* *I did somethign similar with my dogs electric fence. I had it ...

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    I was thinking as I read it "ha ha one second my ass".*
























    *I did somethign similar with my dogs electric fence. I had it in the palm of my hand and it caused my hand to grip it tight and I couldn't let go of it. :)

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    LMAO! I love that one.
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    I used to zap myself over clothes in the thigh for a fraction of a second at 50,000 volts to prove to my coworkers that it could be done. Wasn't that bad. Then I started having spasms...
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    LMAO, it's been five minutes and I'm still laughing!! That could've been me!! thanks!

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    and people wonder where "warning" labels come from. that is too funny!
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    Oh the Dog.."do it again","do it again".....love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TN_Mike View Post
    Luckily, when I realized that this was going to be a funny story I put my coffee down. As a result I am sitting here with a keyboard and monitor not drenched in coffee. See, planning ahead pays off.

    That was a very funny story!


    I wasn't that smart. Oh well. . . . keyboards are cheap!

    TC FLA - I think I would have started with something a little easier . . . say . . . a two-by-four up side my head. Then move on to the tazer.

    Funny story. I gotta print that one out and keep it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    I really enjoyed that...

    If you'll try it just one more time, I'll send you $.50 for pic's and a follow up story...

    Stay armed...stay safe!
    +1 I'll even DOUBLE the amount!!

    I thought, "oh no, NOT the dog!" at first too! I bet she enjoyed watching YOU roll around! :rofl

    Too funny!!
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    Great Story, well told!

    Reminds me of a close encounter I had with a Tri-Tronics dog training collar, back in my retriever training days. Man you cannot turn those things off fast enough.

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