Darwin Award Winners Can Be Cops, Too.....

Darwin Award Winners Can Be Cops, Too.....

This is a discussion on Darwin Award Winners Can Be Cops, Too..... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Deputy RicK R. came to the Flathead County Sheriff's Dep't bearing glowing recommendations from his former employer, the Choteau County Sheriff's Dep't. He completed new ...

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    Darwin Award Winners Can Be Cops, Too.....

    Deputy RicK R. came to the Flathead County Sheriff's Dep't bearing glowing recommendations from his former employer, the Choteau County Sheriff's Dep't. He completed new hire orientation & range quals, and was about to be sworn in, when the Flathead County Sheriff received a tip that Deputy Rick was a suspect in some thefts in Choteau.

    The Sheriff called Deputy Rick into his office & questioned him, Deputy Rick naturally denied the allegations, so the Sheriff told him to go home and wait by the telephone while he looked into the matter.

    The Sheriff subsequently learned that Deputy Rick was accused of stealing a quantity of chain link fencing and a hot tub in Choteau. Deputy Rick himself investigated the thefts and wrote the police reports. The Sheriff also learned that the stolen hot tub had been found in Deputy Rick's girlfriend's residence.

    The Sheriff attempted to reach Deputy Rick by telephone & received no answer. A Sheriff's Sergeant was dispatched to Deputy Rick's residence but was unable to make contact. Some neighbors then came forward and reported they had earlier heard what sounded like a gunshot from inside Deputy Rick's house. The SWAT team was called in, but before they could make entry to the house, Deputy Rick came out & surrendered. He has since been returned to Choteau County to face charges. Of course, the job offer with Flathead County has been rescinded.

    So what qualifies Deputy Rick for the Darwin Award, you ask? When he was taken into custody, Deputies found the stolen chain link fencing stacked, uncovered, in the bed of Deputy Rick's pickup, which was parked in his driveway.


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    Doh!!
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    A fair cop methinks LOL! And another ''DUH''
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    not really a darwin award candate since he didnt remove himself from the gene pool funny no less

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud White
    not really a darwin award candate since he didnt remove himself from the gene pool funny no less
    Then I'll retitle the thread "Dumb Crook Of The Month" candidate.


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


    Terry

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    Got to admit that one was pretty dumb

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    True story I was in Wash DC a few years back when a Coke truck broke down in the local parking lot. The local PD was called to keep an eye on the truck to protect the load. All night long we watched from my relatives window as squad after squad pulled up, yep the truck was MT by morning. At least they left the wheels.
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