Shooting the Bull

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    ME WANT COFFEE

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.”

    The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

    (hang on, this is really good......)


    The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
    As you slide down the banister of life,
    May the splinters never point the wrong way.
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    I had a boss like that...I haven't been promoted...but he has...what's wrong w/ this picture..?
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    Sounds liek most managment

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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter4884
    I had a boss like that...I haven't been promoted...but he has...what's wrong w/ this picture..?

    We all have.
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