I think my pants are defective.

I think my pants are defective.

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    I think my pants are defective.

    They fit me yesterday before I had thanksgiving dinner.
    Oh and I think my bathroom scale is broke too.
    Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving too.
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    What you need is a K-Bar to cut some vents in your pants and some duct tape to hold your pants together. At least it worked on the "Red Green Show"
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    We had a great Thanksgiving even though we did not travel this year to see family. It was just me, the wife and our 5 kids for dinner. It was very enjoyable actually.

    And just as you, I was a bit shocked to see I weighed 4 pounds more after dinner and desert than I did when I got up that morning.

    With 5 miles on the Nordic Track and some weight lifting, I am back to where I need to be though. Now I'm just sore and I still want some turkey.......I think there is some in the 'fridge....
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    Yeah, I think I owe my gut at least an extra 5 miles of running this week. Probably closer to ten.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Darn scales! Broke again!!
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