Why girls are evil

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    Gee now.......and just think........I've been the Chef, chauffeur, in the household, married for 23 years now...
    no "sugar momma" waiting for me at home....I gotta make all the money.she spends her share, but I somehow I get to hide and save my "Mad money"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty
    Well, I'm three years older than he is (cradle robber) and I make more money than he does (sugar momma), but he does all the driving (chauffeur), likes to be helpful and opens doors for me (slave boy), and carries things for me (pack animal).

    Euc's the math genius, but I think the computation comes out to:

    cradle robber sugar momma + chauffeur slave boy pack animal = dinner of lobster tails in hot melted butter, followed up by a wild, steamy night.

    yesa masta......

    At least I'm get to travel outdoors instead of looking at a computer screen all day long.....OHHHHHHHH
    My career may not pay very well but it is rewarding.....plus I can get Betty to pay for those lobster tails!!!


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    Nights

    and don't forget the wild, steamy night (grin)!!!!

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    I like Betty's math better.
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