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    Talking Why girls are evil

    It's a mathmatical proof!
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    Seek safety at the heart of danger.

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    Hahaha - clever stuff.

    Euc - can we say ''QED"??

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    Q-ball - intrigued by that avatar - so far can't make it out.
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    VERY .....very clever.....wish I had done well in Math..I would have figured it out a long time ago, and used what I had learned by it LMAO

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    A classic. Seen it on T shirts too.

    The avatar in question is Venom.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venom_%28comics%29

    At least I'm pretty sure it is... could be Carnage.

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    I'm not smart enough to think of that one on my own, I saw that on one of the math sites I go to, can't remeber which one.

    Euc, you're right, my avatar is Venom. Sometimes I feel like I have his values of justice instead of that straight shooter Spider-Man.

    Carnage? I deal with psych patients like that every week.
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    yes that is a true thing there but ive know it for a long time

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    I'm glad they killed Carnage.

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    Betty....you might want to chime in here. Is the math correct?
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    Shouldn't we just ask mrshonts? LOL ......
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    Well, I'm three years older than he is (cradle robber) and I make more money than he does (sugar momma), but he does all the driving (chauffeur), likes to be helpful and opens doors for me (slave boy), and carries things for me (pack animal).

    Euc's the math genius, but I think the computation comes out to:

    cradle robber sugar momma + chauffeur slave boy pack animal = dinner of lobster tails in hot melted butter, followed up by a wild, steamy night.

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    Betty - you may by default - be considered free of any evil label!!
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    I believe this is more of an application of set theory and not an equation.

    Euclideans TMI Theorem

    Let A be the set of all information in Betty's previous post.

    Let xi be an arbitrary element in A such that A is congruent to the set {x1,x2,...xn-1,xn}.

    If there exists in the set A any element x such that x is equal to "followed up by a wild, steamy night", then there exists a feeling of too much information in the psyche of one forum member.

    The proof is trivial and left as an excercise to the reader.



    Interestingly enough, the coverse is not true, nor is the inverse nor the contrapositive.

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    Now Euc you are getting into mathematical riddles!!

    No sign of imaginary numbers tho - thought maybe a Nyquist could be formulated here, with the odd Laplace transform thrown in for good measure.?

    I think Betty has successfully differentiated - and is now fully integrated LOL! Gotta squeeze in dv/dt somewhere!
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    Euc, what on earth were you thinking? I'm talking about eating wild, steamed lobsters.
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    Stop ruining my fun!

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