Bubba and the turkey

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    A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Bubba carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
    He stopped and asked Bubba, "Where did you get that turkey?"

    Bubba replied, "What turkey?"

    The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

    Bubba looked down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"

    The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
    If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg.
    If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
    Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you.
    So, what are you gonna do with him?"

    Bubba said,

    "I guess I'll just give him a big kiss and let him go!"
    I'm a child of the 60's, but I got over it.

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