Politics and Heaven (joke)

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    Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God addresses Al first.

    ''Al, what do you believe in?''

    Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

    God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

    Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

    God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
    Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
    She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
    "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."

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