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    Thumbs up adouglasmhor

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    That is too cool. Is there something special that you have to do in Eharm to get a woman that likes guns? I mean my last two matches were, errr, ah, hick, slightly left of Teddy Kennedy!

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    Call me brains dead, but Belated Congrats to you Betty.

    However, MrShonts, I must warn you: Southern Belles are not Sugar and Spice covered in the aroma of honeysuckles.

    Twenty years ago while visiting a friend in Murfreesboro, I met this petitte Southern Girl, blonde and cute who I could swear had just graduated out of high school. She charmed me in ways I never thought I could be charmed. She was sweet, delightful, funny and I ended up marrying her. I was a strapping young feller, slender and with a head full of long hair.

    Fast forward 20 years and now I am a bald guy with back problems and every bone in my body creaking when I get up in the mornings. She still looks like she just got out of high school, pretty as she can be with her charming smile always on her face (unless I manage to tick her off and then she becomes the Bride of Chucky). So, I must warn you:

    SOUTHERN BELLES ARE VAMPIRES! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!


    PS: Before Betty executes me with a well placed shot of rock salt to the buttocks and bans me forever from this parts....It was nice meeting you folks!
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    I wish I joined this forum sooner so this would be a current posting.....regardless:

    Congrats and God bless to the both of you!

    I wish you both life long happiness and success as a couple.
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