Uncle Ted and Uncle Saddam

Uncle Ted and Uncle Saddam

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    Uncle Ted and Uncle Saddam

    A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
    insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the
    opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less
    serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was
    given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened.

    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
    along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed
    insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover. I yelled to him that
    Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that
    Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk."

    "We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
    As you slide down the banister of life,
    May the splinters never point the wrong way.
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    Too Funny

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    Good One.
    And it looks like Ted is digging a deeper hole for himself again. He is not winning very many popularity contests these days.

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    Ted should have drowned at Chapaquidick (spl?) instead of Mary Joe - would have saved countless tears and wailings and gnashing of teeth.

    We could have had a ''The Day Ted Died'' memorial celebration day - every year!

    Sorry - feeling hyper cynical tonight.
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    CE, I went to your site but none of the graphics cameup. I don't have popup blocking as far as I know. Is it me or a temp issue???? Thanks
    As you slide down the banister of life,
    May the splinters never point the wrong way.
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