Merry Christmas from the Family

Merry Christmas from the Family

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    Merry Christmas from the Family

    The classic, by Robert Earl Keen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

    I know a lot of these folks!
    Cheers,
    Rod
    "We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters


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    There it is, everything I love about Christmas in one spot.

    No wonder I'm spending the holiday with Ebenezer S.


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    Here are the lyrics, so you can have everyone sing along:

    Merry Christmas from the Family
    Robert Earl Keen

    Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
    We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
    Little sister brought her new boyfriend
    He was a Mexican
    We didn't know what to think of him ‘til he sang
    Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

    Brother Ken brought his kids with him
    The three from his first wife Lynn
    And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
    Of course he brought his new wife Kay
    Who talks all about AA
    Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
    The First Noel

    Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
    Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
    Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
    We need some ice and an extension cord
    A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
    A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
    Halleluja everybody say Cheese
    Merry Christmas from the family

    Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
    I can't remember how I'm kin to them
    But when they tried to plug their motor home in
    They blew our Christmas lights
    Cousin David knew just what went wrong
    So we all waited out on our front lawn
    He threw a breaker and the lights came on
    And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

    Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
    Make Bloody Marys
    Cause we all want one!
    Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
    We need some celery and a can of fake snow
    A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
    A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
    Halleluja, everybody say cheese
    Merry Christmas from the Family

    Feliz Navidad!
    Cheers,
    Rod
    "We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters

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