Do not open presents early
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Woman Allegedly Stabs Husband Over Gift
ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. (AP) -- A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife ...
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December 22nd, 2007 11:05 PM
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Do not open presents early
Dec 21, 11:07 PM EST
Woman Allegedly Stabs Husband Over Gift
ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. (AP) -- A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.
Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.
Misty Johnson made an initial court appearance Thursday in which she requested a court-appointed attorney, authorities said. She was released after posting bail, which was set at $7,500.
There was no telephone listing for her in Rock Springs.
Authorities said Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records.
As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police found a marriage license in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September.
Police Detective David Thompson said he didn't know what the present was, or if it was intended for the husband.
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December 22nd, 2007 11:05 PM
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December 23rd, 2007 07:46 AM
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It is difficult to deal with wedded bliss at times, specially around the holidays.
One should never confuse good fortune with good training.
Illegitimus Non Carborundum.
In God we trust.
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December 23rd, 2007 08:05 AM
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Man....the 'domestic' calls seem to quadruple during the holidays.
I gave my wife her 'expensive' gift early (bling)......she very happy with me!
I, however, have NOT touched a single thing under the tree.
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December 23rd, 2007 10:39 AM
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I gave my wife her expensive presents early too, saving only a couple for Chrismas day. She's only mad at me because I refuse to open all of my gifts.
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December 23rd, 2007 12:29 PM
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Geez! that sounds like my ex...... same name, behavior, geographic area. I'm sure glad she's gone.
"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
love and thanks of man and woman."
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December 23rd, 2007 12:48 PM
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maybe the gift was a new set of kitchen knives. 
((If I don't laugh at this stupid stuff, I'll start to wonder about mankind))
eschew obfuscation
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December 23rd, 2007 01:26 PM
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Married in September? Guess they had a relatively short honeymoon period!! Usually takes a couple of years to get 'em mad enough to stab ya
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December 23rd, 2007 02:48 PM
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This marriage seems doomed to failure. Getting married before that age of 40 will cause that.
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