Home Depot Scam Alert...

[retsupt99]

'Heads Up' for those of us self-improvement folks who may be regular
Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever
scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned
out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come
over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way,
they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your
wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th,
three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So
tell your friends to be careful.

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[LMarshall73]

At exactly which Home Depot??? I just thought of some home improvement projects....

[buckeye .45]

There is a version of this joke which can be sent to cell phones as a media message. One of my friends sent it a while back, its pretty good though.

[swiftyjuan]

Serious questions retsupt99; where are you buying all the wallets?

[retsupt99]

Serious questions retsupt99; where are you buying all the wallets?

Dollar Store...cheap throw-aways...

[miklcolt45]

And we only have a Lowe's.

Good one, Ken. Had me going.

Mike

[swiftyjuan]

Dollar Store...cheap throw-aways...

O.K., I just got back from the Dollar Store; now, which Home Depot?

[Cupcake]

They can have the all the wallets they want. The wife has all the cash anyways...

[Danger Mouse]

I knew I should'nt had gone to Lowes!!

[Miggy]

They can have the all the wallets they want. The wife has all the cash anyways...

Are you married to my wife's sister??

[G&G]

Thanks. I laughed till I had tears in my eyes!

[allenruger]

Good one! I just HAD to forward that on to all of my friends. Just looking out for their "safety".

[simon]

Good one!

[morintp]

LOL! That was great.

[Ghettokracker71]

Lol that ones thing I don't play about,is my car. If they walked over and started spraying my windsheild I'd immmediately ask them to leave it alone,...(Its true,I've driven by many a gorgeuss babe in a swimsuit in the summer at those carwashes on the side of the road.)