Mental Health Outsourcing

Mental Health Outsourcing

This is a discussion on Mental Health Outsourcing within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Mental Health Outsourcing I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan I told them I was suicidal. They ...

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    Mental Health Outsourcing

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    I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

    Got a call center in Pakistan

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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    HAGAR: To sign a peace treaty with the King of England.
    HELGA: Then why take all those weapons?
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    LOL.... thats bad.... haha.
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    I want to be offended but I am laughing too hard
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    That's a good one !!

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    Am I a bad person because my first reaction was to laugh?

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    Great joke for the night! I will tell it tomorrow-to our Mental Health director!
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    thats just wrong


    LMAO

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    So wrong, and yet so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiftyjuan View Post
    Great joke for the night! I will tell it tomorrow-to our Mental Health director!
    I work for a community mental health agency who is so "politically correct" and "diversity" focused I would probably get fired. I thought about wearing the T-shirt in my avatar to an agency picnic but I knew they wouldn't see the humor in it. In fact I would have probably destroyed what little respect I get now.
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    HAGAR: To sign a peace treaty with the King of England.
    HELGA: Then why take all those weapons?
    HAGAR: First we gotta negotiate...

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    Very good!

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    I thought it was funny but

    I got mixed reactions

    my wife got mad

    the boss didnt get it, I had to explain

    another co-worker said she spoke to someone in Pakistan too, before I got to the punch line

    Some people just can't take a joke

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