How many 5 yr. olds could you take in a fight?

How many 5 yr. olds could you take in a fight?

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    How many 5 yr. olds could you take in a fight?

    Don't know if this is off-topic, humorous, or both. For those who have nothing better to do today:

    ps. My score was 18.

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    Well I am slowly losing the battle with one 3 year old, not sure if I want to take on a 5 yr old. :)

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    My score was 20...
    It also advised that I had the qualifications to teach Kindergarten... (actually, I do...)

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    Dang, I can take 25! Of course, I lied a little on the survey...
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    Telling the truth and reflecting on an 18 year career teaching high school, 12 in the inner city, my score was 24. I'm too nice. I'll bet if the target group was high school seniors I could handle more, but I'd have to be well armed and less gentle.
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    33, I showed no mercy to the little.........

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    only 34!!

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    26.....since they aren't my kids....and it's me vs them.
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    Sorry looks like no html code here.

    Looks like your score was 22.
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    23... Would I use a little kid as a weapon to fight off other little kids? Yep. Would I bite, kick, etc.... Yep. Remember... THEY STARTED IT!!!
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    I scored 19!!

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    35 was my score, never did have to kick a swarm of 5 year olds outta a bar though, so I don't know for sure.
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    Well, we have 2 5 year olds in our house and they regularly kick my butt. I try to get down on the floor regularly and wrestle with them, they love it, and I usually end up on the losing end.

    For the purposes of this exercise, I scored a 24.
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