Paranoid? Whose paraniod?

Paranoid? Whose paraniod?

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    Paranoid? Whose paraniod?

    Knowing the folks on this forum, I thought I would post this for your edification; if the shoe fits, you're one of us!

    HAPPY 2008

    1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
    2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
    3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
    4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
    5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
    6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
    7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.
    8. I am at one with my duality.
    9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
    10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
    11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
    12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"
    13. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
    14. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
    15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future?
    16. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
    17. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
    John
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    Swifty, why did you copy the New Years Resolution of MoveOn.org and DemocraticUderground?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    What?! Who Said That?! Who's Paranoid?!

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    10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
    Used to try that - but gave up due to excessive passage of time

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    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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    "Sit in my living room all day in my underwear..."
    Isn't that normal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ Husker View Post
    "Sit in my living room all day in my underwear..."
    Isn't that normal?
    I feel better knowing I'm not the only one

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    Now that I did not need to know
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamisou View Post
    I feel better knowing I'm not the only one
    +1 Is there any other way to sit around one's livingroom?
    "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
    and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
    service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
    love and thanks of man and woman."

    -- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)

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    But ,everyone really is out to get me.Honest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamisou View Post
    I feel better knowing I'm not the only one
    Underwear? Heck, a SmartCarry, will cover all the important parts...
    The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.

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    Those were great swifty.
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