Time for a "Bad' Play on Words..."Potato"

Time for a "Bad' Play on Words..."Potato"

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    Time for a "Bad' Play on Words..."Potato"

    The Potato Story...

    Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

    They warned her about going out

    and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

    But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

    She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

    And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

    Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

    Tom Brokaw!

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

    They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......

    Are you ready for this?


    Are you sure?

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    OK! Here it is!

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    A COMMON TATER

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    Dear Bumper:
    I am sad to see that the level & quality of humor in DC.com has dropped drastically. The above post is a sad example of poor moderating and I think that you should start getting medieval with the Mods.
    While you are at it, Can you get Retsup to change his avatar? It creeps the heck out of me.
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    Now that was an atrocious joke indeed!
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    Oh my! Well, um.....I really don't what to say other than, I actually laughed.......wow.
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    That was worth a hashed browns chuckle
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    Well at least she didn't get on drugs and become a... fried tator!!!
    We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry View Post
    That was worth a hashed browns chuckle
    <rimshot!>

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnutty View Post
    Well at least she didn't get on drugs and become a... fried tator!!!
    <rimshot!>

    This thread started downhill and keeps going that way
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    once you peel away the layers....oh never mind
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    I heard her sister Julianne married a Russian astronaut named Spudnik.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Did they have a dog named "spuds"?
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    and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
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    Quote Originally Posted by flagflyfish View Post
    Did they have a dog named "spuds"?
    Only if they have big "eyes"

    Somebody please ban me till next year!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    LOL..........hahahahahaha.........good !
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    And we all know that she had a brother who succumbed to the dark side and became Darth Tater.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    I heard her sister Julianne married a Russian astronaut named Spudnik.
    Look who's talking about BAAAAAAD!
    We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!

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    Years later, Yam found out the tests were positive. The growth turned out to be a maglignant tuber. The docs contacted her kin ... Uncle Ben, or Ida. (Can't recall which.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Years later, Yam found out the tests were positive. The growth turned out to be a maglignant tuber. The docs contacted her kin ... Uncle Ben, or Ida. (Can't recall which.)

    Penalty! Uncle Ben ??????
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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