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    Cool Pilot with seeing eye dog,

    Got this in an E-mail, don't know if it's true, but pretty darned funny.


    A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

    Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

    He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

    Picture this:

    All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

    The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

    True story... Have a great day and remember..





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    LOL.... I wonder if the pilot caught on to what he was doing ? hehhe...
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    I remember hearing about that a long time ago. Seems to me there was pictures with the story too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4my son View Post
    A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

    Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

    He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

    Picture this:

    All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

    The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
    Maybe it looked like this?

    http://www.venturacenter4healing.com...e%20travel.jpg
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    hahaha thats great

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    Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a
    guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a
    cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter
    the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.

    The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some
    sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
    sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
    water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the
    plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
    passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat
    into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in
    good hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
    "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
    we're all gonna die."


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    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
    "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
    we're all gonna die."
    That is priceless Terry ..
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    formy son & Captain Crunch...

    Two funny stories...
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    formy son & Captain Crunch...

    Two funny stories...
    Thanks,

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